This is the only way that I will ever truly enjoy top 40 music.
Mashed up all crazy-like.
(Free downloads of DJ Earworm here: http://djearworm.com/)
Teens who are wolves
Who like wolves to be teens
Who do wolves like they’re teens
Who do teens like they’re wolves
Always should be someone you really love
…yes, that is all.
They got the mustard out
Last night, I got egg and wine on my brand new bright blue shorts. So at 2am I put Shout on them and hand-laundered them frantically. They’re still damp this morning, but it was a success and this is pretty much all I can think of right now.
Skyfall | Adele | Skyfall
mommy i can't sleep
don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK