To the department of historical smut, which informs us that this week, Google Books uploaded a singularly scandalous title—the 1680 translation of a French sex guide, titled in English The School of Venus, or The Ladies Delight, Reduced into Rules of Practice. Sounds pretty classy, right? Oh boy.
oh my good I looked this up on google books and it is an effing goldmine
The dedication! “…what delights you give, and with what eagerness you perform your Fucking exercises (!!!) is sufficiently known to the many have enjoyed you, for you Madam like the Supreame Powers have such a communicative goodness, as you scorn monopolizing your Cunt to a single keeper, but have generously refused no Man a kindness who desired it…”
“This is The Department of Partially Deceased Affairs. You’re on our system as a primary care giver. Would you be interested in training to be a PDS Community Care Officer?” [x]
“Captain America needs my help. There’s no better reason to get back in.”
Samira Wiley as Sam Wilson
"Open the door, my princess dear,
Open the door to thy true love here!
And mind the words that thou and I said,
By the fountain cool in the greenwood shade.”
- Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, The Frog Prince
(fairy tale series)