can u imagine living in someone’s house for three months and never meeting them well guess who can THAT’S RIGHT D’ARTAGNAN
this dude comes into his rooms like “oh man you gotta help me!!” and d’artagnan is broke as fuck so he’s like alright alright is there money involved
the guy is like SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU FIND MY KIDNAPPED WIFE
they go on like this for four pages before the guy mentions his name is bonacieux and d’artagnan is like “hmm why does that sounds familiar”
“MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE FOR 3 MONTHS WITHOUT PAYING ME DICKWAD, I’M YOUR FUCKING LANDLORD" says bonacieux (paraphrased)
i love how the bbc version has d’artagnan falling in love with constance in the first ep and in the book he’s like an unknown woman in DANGER? whatevs as long as you pay me
but no the funniest part is that d’artagnan rounds up the other three to help and they go at it SO INTENSELY, like everyone is taken aback by how intense they are because they are usually DEADBEATS
Athos had even gone so far as to question M. de Treville—a thing which, considering the habitual reticence of the worthy Musketeer, had very much astonished his captain.
CAN U IMAGINE ATHOS GRILLING TREVILLE LIKE “WHERE WERE YOU TWO NIGHTS AGO WHEN THIS WOMAN WAS KIDNAPPED” AND TREVILLE BEING LIKE ??? I’M GLAD YOU’RE FOCUSING ON A THING FOR ONCE ATHOS BUT ??? I’M YOUR BOSS ??